Me. In the bathroom stall at work (okay, so don't actually picture this). Only one other person. Eerily quiet. Trying to keep any and all sounds to a minimum so as not to disturb whatever is going on over there.
I accidentally pop a really loud bubble with my gum.
I waited to leave until after they were done. I hope they knew that was gum……
Oh yeah, and then I broke the paper towel dispenser, and a huge stack of paper towels flooded the counter. True story.
This is exactly what you've waited 6 months for, isn't it?!