- Never run all the reports until you check to make sure the numbers work.
- How to tell if I'm having a heart attack. (Women's symptoms are different than men's... it's all about jaw pain)
- Snickers ice cream bars have 300 calories. And knowing that makes them taste that much better.
- There is always a but. Sometimes it's big. Sometimes it's felt. (I didn't really get that one)
- Edie the Lightening Bug throws well, but my aim isn't as good as it used to be.
- Warm Diet Dr. Pepper = yuck.
- Pact plans are necessary.
- Pop can + MP3 player with FM Stereo = good antenna
- Some days should have a fast forward button.
And now something interesting to leave you with: